$1,500

Mar 30th, 2008 by knittingclub in knitting

A few posts back I discussed How Not To Model. In this particular instance, the model turned out to be the perfect match for this dress of shame. Absolute shame.

Yes, a completely knitted “prom gown” with sock monkeys all the fuck over it. Oh, but they each have their own name tags!!!And the model…her hair…I mean, for one it was probably hard to get ANYONE to model this thing. But they found just about the only girl in the world who can pull it off. I hear that the hair piece was found festering under a rock and they thought it would look great with this…this whatever you call it. Dress thing…with monkeys, dress thing…

No pattern, but thankfully you can order it for only $1,500.

This is going to be the best prom EVARRR!!!!